Sunday! Sunday! SUNDAY!

Oh hell yeah, bitches!

E! Entertainment has a full evening of America's Next Top Model planned this Sunday, meaning that I'm going to need to get my ass over to a friend with cable this weekend.

First there's the Janice Dickinson E! True Hollywood Story. Then Tyra's, you know, so we can see that she "remembers where she came from" and still "keeps it real."

Just a random side note, my mother on Tyra Banks:

"I don't know what she means about 'being real,' unless she's talking about gaining weight."

And we'll be rounding off the evening with an E! True Hollywood Story of ANTM itself, which is more a phenomenon than an entity, if you ask me.

And I'm sure you were going to.